Macbook Wheel Predictive Sentence Technology

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Of my favorite phrases from the predictive sentence technology:

• The abortion went well.
  
• The absinthe arrived by airmail.
  
• The actor asked for an aardvark.
  
• The actor asked for abstinence.
  
• The actor asked for redemption.
  
• The agile aardvark bathed with beauties.
  
• The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lavan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor.
  
• The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe.

Man, would those come in handy on my Palm phone. The last time I was trying to text about absinthe and abortions, I spilled my beer in my lap and nearly wrecked my car.


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