Tween Humor in the Kitchen

( E shoves cream cheese container in my face) "This cream cheese smells like a dirty diaper."

Me: (sniffs) "No it doesn't."

(looks puzzled) "Maybe my Spidey sense is off."

"Your Spidey sense detects bad cream cheese?"

(hand on hip) "It detects all bad dairy products."

"Oh?"

(Morphs into sly PeeWee face)

"...and bad derrieres."

"Just throw the cream cheese away."

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